Maple at midnight

On monday, genesis told me tat got 1 video in youtube are very funny.. tat time i no time to watch.. so today i only watch.. the video damn funny wei.. it's about 2 singapore radio dj make fun of other people song.. there got 3 song in the video.. the most funny is the 2nd one.. James Blunt- you're beautiful.. the lyric is like this.. (the lyric with bracket is made by the dj).. n the dj will talk after James Blunt sing..

"My life was Brilliant" (Im very smart)
"My life is pure" (I never do "tat one" before)
"I saw an angel" (My house is haunted)
"Im very sure" (Im very sure)
"she smiled to me on the subway" (There's someone stalking me on the MRT)
"she's with another man" (She's a chikopeh)--> refer to hooker
"I wont lose sleep all nite, Coz i've got a plan" (My matress very comfortable)
"You're beautiful" (You very pretty)
"You're beautiful" (You very pretty)
"You're beautiful, it's true" (I not bluffing)
"I saw ur face, in a crowded place" (You're also quite fat, cause so many ppl i oso can see you)
"And I don't know wat to do" (Because I have no "food")--> refer to girls
"Cause i'll nver be with you" (I scared you'll eat me)

walao eh... laugh non stop.. actually still got many in youtube.. go youtube n type mutton at midnight n watch..